Crazy Ekipa

The Crazy Guides team are a crack squad of tour guides carefully selected by our Great and Beloved Leader, Crazy Mike. Often imitated but never equalled, our young, funky and knowledgeable Crazy Guides are simply the best in the business. Discover Krakow with the Connoisseurs of Communism!

Crazy Mike

The 30yr old founder of Crazy Guides is the powerful engine driving the cogs of the Crazy Guides machine. He's getting older, and can't party too much these days as the hangovers are too terrible. As a youngster (a long time ago) he remembers life under Communism, which collapsed when he was 11. He was deeply involved in the fight against the communist regime, and considers himself as a Solidarity hero, even though he was unable to grow the necessary Lech Walesa moustache at the time.

Mr. Vieslav

Our famous communist relic, Mr.Vieslav, is the biggest asset to Crazy Guides, the only original communist! His charm and worker's manners will impress all the capitalists out there. If you're lucky he can be your driver on the tour and as well as repair the car, as he is the master of Trabant mechanics. Although he's now a TV star, he still loves his job!

Crazy Kooba

One of Crazy Mike's right hands (impressively Mike has two right hands, three if you count his own), Kuba was recently awarded the title of First Manager. This was instead of a pay rise. Kuba is calm and good like a Russian bear.

Crazy Ken G

Another right hand! Ken G is Crazy Guides new projects master. Another calm personality to balance Crazy Mike's various mental illnesses and personality disorders. Also awarded with the title of First manager, weird ha?!

Crazy Guides

Connoiseurs of Communism and all round fanatics!

Crazy Eric

Rasta rasta rasta! Crazy Eric is the only communist worker in history with dreadlocks. These give him the strength of ten tractors.

Crazy Victor

Conceived during the romantic times of Solidarity, Victor is a symbol of hope and optimism for Polish state. A tour with him has the energy of five nuclear power plants.

Crazy Cyril

What a famous Orthodox name! Cyril didn't invent the Cyrilic alphabet, but late at night in the bars he invents different alphabets, which he uses to communicate with other weirdos. Hoping for a laid back tour? Don't like too much noise? Ask for Cyril, an oasis of tranquility.

Communist Workers

Cream of the crop!

Crazy Luc

A sports bikes specialist in a Trabant? Crazy Luc is a speed demon trapped in a metal communist cage! If you want to push the Trabant to the limit Crazy Luc is always at your service!

Crazy Pete

Victor's older calmer brother, aka Polish Adrian Brody. Peter has completed several marathons. He can make 10 tours during a day, maximum endurance and performance, for minimal cost. Good communist efficiency.

Crazy Java

A brand new Crazy Guide bought from Real Madrid for 7,000,000 EUR!!!

Crazy E-Ha

A brand new Crazy Guide bought from Manchester United for 5,000,000 EUR!!!